That title might initially sound inappropriate, but it's not, and I liked the alliteration and the French, so it's staying. :)
Last night at an ungodly hour (okay, it was probably 8:00) I was at the JFSB studying and happened to need a trip to the lady's room. I could see the shoes of the person in the stall next to me, and the first thought I had was, "That's Suzie." I proceeded to doubt myself--she wouldn't be here at this hour (I was kind of surprised that anyone was, for that matter), maybe those aren't really her shoes, and I didn't recall her breathing in quite the same manner (and I would know, since I lived with her for 8 months), etc. Well, White Shoes left her stall, and from my vantage point I could see Suzie's recognizable pink sweater and hair through the stall cracks. I glanced at my shoes and with glee thought she probably hadn't recognized them, since I don't wear them often. Just as I was about to utter a maniacal and frightening, "Soooooo-zeeee" to give her a good scare, someone else walked in.
I didn't want to be too creepy, so I missed the chance of a lifetime. :)
Friday, November 21, 2008
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It was me alright. I wish we would've made contact, though. I was working on a group project in the mac lab that evening and it was taking for-EVer! Truth be told, after four hours of working with my group I had to escape for a few minutes to regain my sanity, and that's why I was in the restroom that fateful night. Bumping into you would have made my frustrating evening worth it. Next time I'm in the JFSB restroom you can be sure I'll give the shoes in the next stall a good look.
You should've, it would've been so freaking hilarious.
One time Tess' boyfriend Ian was tinkling, and singing, "Sir I wanna buy these shoes, for my mama please" in a super silly voice. Then someone from the stalls said, "Craig? Is that you?" Ian hurried and finished his business, then ran out. Hehehe.
Je ne peux pas croire que j'ai du trouver du Suzie que tu serviras un mission! Qu'est-ce que c'est!? Ne sommes nous pas amis? Ok, je blague. Felicitations!
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